Funny Diwali wishes they have to light

Copied “may the diyas light your path” dies in the chat. A bomb they have to light does not.

Luck Bomb is a free Diwali dare. They wait on the wick. If it blasts, your gift. If it goes tuss, your roast. Either way your wish lands after.

Write the two endings

Blast: something you will actually do. Dinner. ₹100 GPay. Front seat for a month.

Tuss: one roast only they will get. Not a generic insult.

There is no demo of the ending. That is the joke.

This is not 50 shayaris to copy. It is one WhatsApp link with their name on the bomb.